found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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