The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
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No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
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At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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