Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
stop calling my apartment porn island.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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