WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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