Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
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I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
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I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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