You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
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Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
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Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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