Kareoke will never be a sober sport
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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