someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
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I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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