You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
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I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
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It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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