What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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