Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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