please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
P.S. I can't hear my feet
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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