Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
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I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
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I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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