btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
worst night to have a conscience
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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