only if we run a train.
done.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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