Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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