question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
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