fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I seem to have left my pride at pride
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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