when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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