I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
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I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
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Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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