There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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