I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Boobs are out for the taking
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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