For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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