Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
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Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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