I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
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i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
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Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.