I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
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I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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