So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
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How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny