And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
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its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
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What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?