mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
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they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
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I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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