I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
