they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
The Olympian is in my bed
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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