It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
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People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
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I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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