my mouth tastes like poor choices
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'm like, not good at living.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize