Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
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I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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