I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
We got so high we made milksteak
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
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Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
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She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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