Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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