Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
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we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
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Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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