My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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