Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Randomize
