garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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