her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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