went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
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It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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