So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
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on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
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And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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