You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I will be naked everywhere
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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