just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
