It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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