Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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