About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
And then he peed in my hair
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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