sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
is it fun? or sober?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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