Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
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It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
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I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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