Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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