so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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