So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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