I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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