my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
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Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
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I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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