Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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