They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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