i think my mom watched the whole time
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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