please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
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Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
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ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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